i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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