How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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