Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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