Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
tell me about the eggs
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