went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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