he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize