If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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