I'm drive I can fine osifer
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
i've created a new STD.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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