Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
