Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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