I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
