what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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