i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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