just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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