But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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