She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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