he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Randomize
