theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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