You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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