I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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