The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
In America we eat man semen.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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