I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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