I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Life is so much better after having sex.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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