therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
