Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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