She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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