I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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