Welp...herpes.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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