Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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