I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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