It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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