I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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