Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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