Duck Duck Cougar?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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