does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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