Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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