Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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