mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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