Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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