lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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