I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Randomize