Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
