do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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