Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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