what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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