Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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