I seem to have left my pride at pride
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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