Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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