The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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