I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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