I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I am in a vortex of obligation.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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