i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
This is classic penis vs brain.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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